Miscellaneous
Which month has 28 days?
all of them
If a man would carry my burden he would break his back. I am not rich But leave silver in my track.
a snail
What is more useful when it is broken?
an egg
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
a deck of cards
A man shaves throughout the day, yet he has a beard. How?
he is a barber
How many books can you pack inside an empty backpack?
One, because after you put in one it is not an empty backpack any more
What animal is the best at baseball?
a bat
Trees are my home, but I never go inside. When I fall off a tree, I am dead. What am I?
a leaf
I have hands, but I cannot shake your hands. I have a face, but I cannot smile at you. What am I?
a clock
Where does divorce come before marriage?
in the dictionary
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
he was bald
I eat animals but I don't hunt or kill. What am I?
a vulture
I grow richer with alcohol but die with water. What am I?
a fire
What has a bottom at the top?
your legs
What has a thumb and fingers but is not alive?
a glove
How can a man go for eight days without sleeping?
they sleep at night
A woman builds a house with all four walls facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear?
white, the house in on the North pole
I have no doors, but I have keys. I have no rooms, but I have space. You can enter, but you cannot leave. What am I?
a keyboard
What has a neck but no head?
a bottle
Name three consecutive days that aren’t the days of the week.
yesterday, today, tomorrow
You live in a one-storey house made entirely of redwood. What color are the stairs?
There are no stairs
What goes in the water black and comes out red?
a lobster
What has a head and a tail but no body?
a coin
What gets sharper the more you use it?
your brain
What is always on its way but never arrives?
tomorrow