Kid Riddles
A family lives in a circle house. The dad died and there are three suspects. The maid, the mom, and the son. They ask them what they were doing. The mom was cleaning the dishes, the maid was cleaning the corners, and the son was on his computer doing a project for school. Who murdered the dad?
Answer: The maid, because there is no corner in a circle house.
I go all around the world but never leave the corner. What am I?
A stamp.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your Shadow
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars, and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter “R.”
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Answer: Kate! It’s Kate’s mother, after all.
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
A keyboard.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because Seven "Eight" Nine
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
Red people live in a red house, Blue people live in the blue house, Black people live in a black house. Who lives in the white house?
Answer: THE PRESIDENT.
It’s the only place in the world where today comes before yesterday. Where is it?
The dictionary.
There is a one-story house. The walls are pink, the doors are pink, everything is pink. What color are the stairs?
There are NO STAIRS! It is a one-story house
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29.
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father and son.
Mrs. Brown has 5 daughters. Each of these daughters has a brother. How many children does Mrs. Brown have?
They have 6 children. Each daughter has the same brother. There are 5 daughters and 1 son.
What room has no windows and no doors?
A mushroom
Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
Stop imagining.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither—they both weigh a ton.