Where do you take a sick boat?
To the dock-tor.
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock.
What is more useful when it is broken?
an egg
Which fish costs the most?
A goldfish.
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chicago!
Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?
A ton
What gets broken without being held?
A promise.
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
A feather.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What's a single-digit number with no value?
Zero.
What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?
Turn 30
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’.
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven.
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU
Rachel goes to the supermarket and buys 10 tomatoes. Unfortunately, on the way back home, all but 9 get ruined. How many tomatoes are left in a good condition?
9.
Pronounced as 1 letter, And written with 3, 2 letters there are, and 2 only in me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black blue, and gray, I’m read from both ends, and the same either way. What am I?
Eye
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W!
I love to dance, and twist. I shake my tail as I sail away. When I fly wingless into the sky. What am I?
A kite.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday.
I think he must be plotting something.
Who has married many women but was never married?
The priest
How many months have 28 days?
Every month has 28 days.
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk. But when you look back, you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people on board are married.