What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
Are you asleep yet?
A towel
What kind of coat is best put on wet?
A coat of paint
It follows you during the day but disappears at night..
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole
What continues to go up and down without moving?
Stairs
A glove
What has a head and tail but no body?
A coin
What is that jumps a lot but isnt a kangaroo?
Popcorn
A fence
Which word is always spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?
Incorrectly
I have a neck but no head, I also have two arms but no hands?
A shirt
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm
What is it that breaks when spoken and remains when kept silent?
Secret
Take off my skin - i wont cry but you will. What am i?
An onion
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
What 2 words added together, contain the most letters?
What is it that everyone has, nobody sees, but when it ends everyone cries?
Life
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What has many teeth but cannot bite?
A comb
What do you bury when its alive but dig up when its dead?
a plant
What can travel all around the corner without leaving its corner
A stamp
What can be broken without being touched or dropped?
Silence
What never comes back, even though it never leaves?
Time