Riddle 1
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
What is always found on the ground but never gets dirty?
Your shadow.
What can you put in a bucket to weigh it less?
A hole.
What is the best Thanksgiving dance?
The turkey trot.
What starts with an “E” but only has one letter?
An envelope.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
Before you use it, you need to break it. What am I?
A glowstick
A person goes to a concert but there was a guard there, the guard says XVII and the person said 5 then the guard said that answer was invalid. What was the answer?
4 because XVII had 4 characters.
Why are teddy bears are never hungry?
Because they are always stuffed.
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards.
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays three days, then rides out of town on Friday. How?
His horse was named Friday.
What occurs in a minute, twice in a moment and never in 1,000 years?
The letter m
What goes up but never goes down?
Age.
I am an odd number, take away one and I become even, what am I?
Seven.
What is it called when you decorate the entryways?
You Deck the Halls.
This does not exist.
See, I told you.
What is a key that never opens a door?
A piano key.
There was a man outside in the rain without an umbrella or a hat. He didn’t have a single hair wet. How?
He was bald.
What are two things that you can never eat at breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
If we feel scared on Halloween, and jolly on Christmas, then what do we feel in Thanksgiving?
Stuffed.