Brysen
What is served but not eaten
Balls in Tennis volleyball table tennis
What has to be broken before you eat it?
An egg
knock knock, (who is there) Mustache, (mustache who)
Must-ask you to lose
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef
What has many rings but no fingers.?
A telephone
What kind of door has a room
A mushroom
What is always in front of you but can never be seen?
The future
Why did the chicken cross the road
Because Chick-fil-A was there
My uncle has two watch dogs, what are their names?
Timex and Rolex
What is yours but mostly used by others?
Your name
What do you buy but never eat
A plate
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut
Why do Dasher and Prancer get so many coffee breaks?
They’re Santa’s StaBucks!
I jump when I walk and sit when I stand. What am I?
Kangaroo
What has a heart that doesn’t beat but is a vegetable
An artichoke
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel
Be it had more cents
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired
What fruit can you never cheer up?
A blueberry
If you’re swimming on the sun and your pet penguin Jerry catches a cold what should you have in your teeth?
Teaspoon, because cats hate star track
If your flying in the desert and your boat gets a flat tire what should you have in your pocket
Blue, because ice cream doesn’t have bones😒
knock knock, (who is there) atch (atch who )
Bless you
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom