Easiest
What has keys but can't open locks?
A piano
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
I'm not alive, but I can grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
A fire
Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
NO since she is a 'widow', the guy's dead!
Given one, you'll have either two or none?
a choice
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
An echo
I am taken from a mine and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost every person. What am I?
Pencil lead/ graphite
What kind of candy would a prisoner want before he is executed?
A Life Saver
Lighter than what I am made of, More of me is hidden Than is seen. What am I?
An iceberg
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest person can't hold me for much longer than a minute. What am I?
Breath
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
What was never scared but became petrified, can't make a bird but can make a bat, can't live in a house but would die to have one. What is it?
A tree
What has hands but can't clap?
A clock
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A map
Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, Doing no harm, and feeling no pain. What is it?
A shadow
I'm found in the sea and on land but I can't walk or swim. I travel by foot but I'm toeless. No matter where I go I'm never far from home. What am I?
a snail
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M
What has keys but can't open locks, space but no room, and you can enter, but you can't go inside?
A keyboard
What did one math book say to the other math book?
Do you want to hear my problems?
It can't be seen, can't be felt, can't be heard, and can't be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, and kills laughter. What is it?
The dark
Different lights do make me strange, thus into different sizes, I will change. What am I?
I am the pupil of an eye.