Normal
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria
1. A raging fire
2. Acid rain that will kill you
3. A bear that hasn't eaten in months
3
I am clean when I am black, and dirty when I'm white. What am I?
A chalkboard
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
What did mama cow say to baby cow?
It's pasture bedtime
1. A desert where the hot blazing sun will kill you instantly
2. A ninja who will chop your head off
3. A pool filled with piranhas
1
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A bank
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right hand
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
Lawn moo-er
1. Radioactive plants that will kill you in one touch
2. There was a ninja who will kill you
3. Poisonous bats that will kill you
2
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
A horse jumps over a castle and lands on a man, then the man disappears. How is this possible?
It was chess
What is always in front of you, but you can never see it?
Your future
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged
1. A room full of traps
2. A mad pshyco that is waiting to kill you
3. Poisonous gas that will kill any animal
3
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on Feb 29
What question can you never answer yes to?
"Are you asleep yet?"
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
Laughing Stock
I stay hot even when I am put in a fridge. What am I?
A hot pepper
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Everyone was married