What belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.
your name
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
a teapot
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
they both way a ton
what is my favorite old author
nephi
How much dirt is in a hole that’s two feet by three feet?
none its a hole
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?
the match
Spelled forwards I’m what you do every day, spelled backward I’m something you hate. What am I?
live
A plane crashed between the border of France and Belgium. Where were the survivors buried?
there not dead that means they wouldn't be buried at all.
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
nothing
When is a door no longer a door?
when it is ajar.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
time to fix the fence!
What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?
an umbrella
What can you catch, but not throw?
a cold
What has many teeth, but cannot bite?
a comb
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
mt everest it just wasnt discovered
How can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you?
your standing back to back from each other
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
YOUR LEFT HAND
What gets wet while drying?
a towel
How can the number four be half of five?
IV, the Roman numeral for four, which is “half” (two letters) of the word five.
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
all of them got married.
What word in the English language does the following:The first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?
heroine
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
the letter r
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
a map
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.
a candle
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
an echo.