I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
A stamp.
What kind of lion never roars?
A dandelion.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
What fruit can you never cheer up?
A blueberry.
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers.
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet
What has a thousand needles but cannot sew?
A porcupine.
What’s really easy to get into, and hard to get out of?
Trouble
What kind of apples do computers prefer?
Macintosh
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate), 9!
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
I jump when I walk and sit when I stand. What am I?
Sam's parents have three kids. Their names are Huey, Dewey, and
Sam!
First, you throw away my outside and cook the inside. Then you eat my outside and throw away the inside. What am I?
Corn
Ms. Smith has four daughters. Each daughter has a brother. How many kids are there in total?
Five, there are four daughters and one son. Each daughter has the same brother.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use their honeycombs.
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
I'm red and small, and I have a heart of stone. What am I?
A cherry
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!
What's something that, the more you take, the more you leave behind?
Footsteps
A rooster is sitting on the roof of a barn facing west. If it laid an egg, would the egg roll to the north or to the south?
It's impossible — roosters don't lay eggs.
I sometimes run, but I cannot walk. What am I?
Your nose.
What has a head but no eyes, nose or mouth?
Lettuce
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps