I have oceans with no water, coasts with no sand, and towns with no people. What am I?
A Map.
If you tell me the truth I will kill you with my sword. If you tell me a lie I will kill you with my spell. What must you say to survive?
"You will kill me with your spell."
What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great person, while the entire word signifies a great woman. What is the word?
Heroine.
How many letters are in the alphabet?
11
What word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
The literal word, "incorrectly".
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks, or a ton of feathers?
They both weigh the same.
I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest person can't hold me for 5 minutes.
Breath
If you are in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place.
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards.
I'm an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even.
Seven. You take away the "S".
If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror.
What five letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it.
The word "Short"
What disappears as soon as you call its name?
Silence
How is the number 7 different from the rest of the numbers from 1-10?
It's the only one that has two syllables.
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
The woman took a photo of her husband.
You heard me before, yet you hear me again, then I die, until you call me again. What am I?
An Echo
What can you break even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A Promise
A man was outside in the rain with out a hat or umbrella, yet not a single hair on his head is wet. Why?
He is bald.
Marissa and Juliana went out for drinks together. They ordered the same drink. Juliana was really thirsty and finished five in the time it took Marissa to finish one. The drinks were poisoned, but only Marissa died. How?
The ice in the drinks were poisoned, and the ice melted because Marissa drank it slowly.
A man was found on the floor dead with a cassette recorder in one hand and a gun in the other. When the police arrive at the scene they pressed play on the recorder. It was the man’s voice. He said, “I have nothing else to live for. I can’t go on,” followed by the sound of a gunshot. After listening, the police knew that this was a murder, not a suicide. How?
If it was suicide, he wouldn't have been able to press the reverse button.
I'm always running, but can't walk. Sometimes sing, but can't talk. No head to put a hat on, but you always look me in the face. What am I?
A Clock
The part of the bird, that is not in the sky,
Which can swim in the ocean and always stay dry.
What is it?
The bird's shadow or reflection.
A couple went to Hawaii for their honeymoon. Unfortunately, the husband returned home alone because his wife had died in a horrible boating accident. The police contacted the travel agent he booked the trip with and arrested him for murdering his wife. How did they know he did it?
He only bought one ticket to go back, but he bought both tickets to go to.
I have keys, but no locks and space, and no rooms. You can enter, but you can’t go outside. What am I?
A Keyboard