Tricky
i'm on the dinner table but you don't eat me, what am i
plates/silverware
what kind of lion never roars
a dandelion
Cats have four, bugs have four, but school has six. What are they?
letters
First, you throw away my outside and cook the inside. Then you eat my outside and throw away the inside. What am I?
corn
If there are seven oranges and you take three away, how many oranges do you have?
Three, since that's how many you took.
what has rings but no fingers
a telephone
what do you call a bear with no teeth
gummy bear
Sam's parents have three kids. Their names are Huey, Dewey, and _____?
sam
What has a head but no eyes, nose or mouth?
lettuce
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
your fingers
what begins with an E, ends with an E, but has only one letter in it
envelope
i jump when i walk and sit when i stand. what am i
a kangaroo
Where would you take a sick boat?
to the dock
When I’m ripe, I’m green, when you eat me, I’m red, and when you spit me out, I’m black. What am I?
a watermelon
What month of the year has 28 days?
all of them
you find me in mercury, earth, mars, and jupiter, but not in venus or neptune, what am i
the letter R
what has a thousand needles but can't sew
a porcupine
I can be cracked or played; told or made. What am I?
a joke
What is the richest nut?
a cash-ew
If two’s a company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
9
if you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become
wet
A rooster is sitting on the roof of a barn facing west. If it laid an egg, would the egg roll to the north or to the south?
it's impossible- roosters don't lay eggs
I sometimes run, but I cannot walk. What am I?
your nose
You cut me, slice me, dice me, and all the while, you cry. What am I?
an onion
You have a basket that's one foot in diameter and one foot deep. How many apples can you fit in the empty basket?
Only one, because then it's not empty anymore.