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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop
What can you catch but never throw?
A cold
Kids can make it but never hold it or see it. What is it?
What has to be broken before you use it?
An egg
It belongs to you but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name
A dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or a boat. How?
The river is frozen. The dog can easily walk across it.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep?
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
How far can you walk into the forest?
What three- letter word is a mousetrap?
CAT
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
Mrs.Smith has 4 daughters. Each daughter has a brother. How many kids are there in total?
Five, there are four daughters and one son. Each daughter has the same brother.
I am always hungry and need to be fed, but whatever I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
Fire
Shawn's mother had three kids. Snap, Crackle and ?
Shawn
People make me, save me, change me, and raise me. What am I?
I am money.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
You fix it with a pumpkin patch.
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
A coin
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk