Monday
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
What is an echo?
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy. What am I?
What is a candle?
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
What is a map?
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
What is the letter: "R"?
It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. It is the start of every end, the end of every place. What is it?
What is the letter: "E"?
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
What is the letter: "M"?
When you need me, You throw me away. But when you are done with me, You bring me back. What am I?
What is an anchor?
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
What is a deck of cards?
I am something people love or hate. I change people’s appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of themself I will go up even higher. To some people, I will fool them. To others, I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will never go down. What am I?
What is age?
What is a shadow?
What disappears as soon as you say its name?
What is "silence"?
With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
What is a stapler?
This belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.
What is your name.
Three different doctors said that Paul is their brother yet Paul claims he has no brothers. Who is lying?
Who is none of them? (They're all is sisters.)
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays three days, then rides out of town on Friday. How?
How is his horse's name Friday?
The first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?
What is "heroine"?
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
How did she shoot a photo of her husband and develop it in a dark room?
I break but never fall. And I fall but never break. What are we?
What is day and night?
What thrives when you feed it but dies when you water it?
What is a fire?
What's lighter than a feather but impossible to hold for much more than a minute?
What is your breath?
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
What is "bookkeeper" or "bookkeeping"?
What are the next three letters in this combination? OTTFFSS
What is "E N T"?
Wednesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant. They ordered and ate their food. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid. Who did?
Who is Wednesday?
A man was driving his truck. His lights weren’t on. The moon was not out. There were no streetlights. Up ahead, a woman was crossing the street. Luckily, the truck driver stopped in time—how did he see her?
What is daytime?
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
What is corn on a cob?