Sports
What do you call a boomerang that does not work?
A stick.
What key do you use to open a banana?
A mon-key.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was the math book sad?
He had a lot of problems.
Why are tigers bad storytellers?
They only have one tail.
Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
She always runs away from the ball.
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while out on a walk?
Ketchup.
Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
It is not right.
Where did the pencil go for vacation?
Pencilvania
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Why were the two 4s not hungry?
They already 8.
What is the world's tallest building?
The library: It has the most stories.
What do you call an alligator that solves mysteries?
An investigator.
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Then it would be a foot.
Why did the M&M go to school?
He wanted to be a Smartie.
Why don't leopards play hide n' seek?
Because they are always spotted.
What does a baseball player have in common with a spider?
He catches flies.
Why did the boy eat his homework?
His teacher said it was a piece of cake?
How can you make 7 even?
Take away the s.
What object is king of the classroom?
The ruler.
Why can't you find hippos hiding in trees?
Because they are good at it.