Sports Riddles
What did the baseball say to the glove ?
Catch you later
What kind of music do mummies listen to ?
Wrap
What did the doctor prescribe to the lemon ?
Lemonade
What breaks as soon as you speak ?
Silence
Country
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport ?
“Basket” ball
What kind of band never plays music ?
Rubber band
What has an ear but can not hear ?
An ear of corn
What did the ocean say to the sand ?
Nothing it waved
What did no one understand jokes during Covid ?
They were inside jokes
What kind of ball has feet but cannot walk?
Football
What kind of music is played inside of cars ?
Car-tunes
What fruit never wants to be alone ?
A pear
What goes up & never comes down
Your age
What has 5 toes but isn’t your foot ?
My foot
What is a cheerleaders favorite cereal?
Cheerios
What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop music
What is a dog that doesn’t tell good jokes ?
A Corndog
What do you call a poodle in the summer time ?
A hot dog
What friends do you always bring to dinner ?
Your taste buds
If you were swimming in the water, & an alligator attacked you what should you do ?
Nothing, Aliigators don’t live in the ocean
Why did the man hold the shoe to his ear ?
He was listening to sole music
What is something that can be a topping & your favorite song?
Jam
What is orange & sounds like a parrot ?
A carrot
What’s the quickest way to burn calories ?
Leave your brownies in the oven too long