You live in a one storey house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?
What is there is no stairs!
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
What is apple a dy keeps the doc away
Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
What is Because he gets lost at sea!
You answer me, although I never ask you questions.
What am I?
what is a telephone
David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
What is David
I have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?
What is a Chicken
What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
What is aa piano
Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
what is the dock!
The one who has it does not keep it. It is large and small. It is any shape.
What is a gift
What is more useful when broken
what is an egg
Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?
What is a fart
Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
Whaat is grandpa, son, and grandchild
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?
What is Monkey see monkey do
Which three letters of the alphabet can frighten a thief away?
What is I C U
I have no feet, no hands, no wings, but I climb to the sky. What am I?
What is smoke
What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?
what is your mother
What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
what is a stamp
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
what is BROOM SERVICE
What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?
What is parents
How can you make seven even?
What is remove "S"
Tommorrow Is Neither Wednesday Nor Thursday. Yesterday Was Not Friday Or Saturday. Today Is Not Thursday Nor Monday Nor Sunday. What Day Is Today?
Whaat is Friday
A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly?
What is Tilly
With what two baby animals do you always go to bed?
What is two calves!
I am a place where nobody is present but many are present at the same time. Where am I?
what is a graveyard
What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of stones?
What is they weigh the same