I’m the rare case when today comes before yesterday. What am I?
A dictionary
What goes all the way around the world but stays in a corner?
Answer: A stamp
You cannot keep me until you have given me. What am I?
Answer: Your word
What gets bigger the more you take away?
Answer: A hole
What has four fingers and a thumb, but isn’t alive?
Answer: A glove
If you have me, you will want to share me. If you share me, you will no longer have me. What am I?
Answer: A secret
What gets wet when drying?
Answer: A towel
What two words, added together, contain the most letters?
Answer: Post office
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
Answer: A coin
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
Answer: The letter M
Two coins add up to 30 cents. One isn’t a nickel. What are they?
Answer: A quarter and a nickel. The statement said only one of the coins wasn’t a nickel
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. Who am I?
Answer: A barber. Ok, that one was easy
What always ends everything?
Answer: The letter G
The man who invented it doesn’t need it. The man who bought it doesn’t want it. The man who needs it doesn’t know. What is it?
Answer: A coffin
What is full of holes but still holds water?
Answer: A sponge
What is there one of in every corner and two of in every room?
Answer: The letter O
What is stronger than steel but can’t handle the sun?
Answer: Ice
The more there is, the less you see. What am I?
Answer: Darkness
How do eight eights add up to one thousand?
Answer: 888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
I have many faces, expressions, and emotions, and I am usually right at your fingertips. What am I?
Answer: Emojis
I’m full of holes, but strong as steel. What am I?
Answer: A chain
You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
Answer: I am your sister
What bird do you associate with lifting weight?
Answer: A crane
What walks on four feet in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three at night?
Answer: A man. The times of day represent a lifetime. He crawls as a baby, walks as an adult, and walks with a cane as an elder man
What is it that given one, you’ll have either two or none?
Answer: A choice