Funny 1 (600 = Final Jeopardy)
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg!
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What gets wet while drying?
A towel!
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29!
follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle!
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What can you keep after giving to someone?
Your word
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A Bank
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano!
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A Promise
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber!
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge!
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat were married.
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard!
What is the capital in France?
The letter F is the only capital letter in France.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David!
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole!
FINAL JEOPARDY: What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
Bookkeeper
I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. What am I?
A shirt
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse's name is Friday.