I pass before the sun yet make no shadow.
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Wind
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. How did he do that?
The horse was named Friday
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Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
Because you need a camera. Wooden legs don't take very good pictures
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What goes up and never comes down?
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Your age
How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
You bump your nose on the ceiling.
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Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother there are six girls one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
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A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left alive?
All but nine
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Why is it always hot at the end of a soccer game?
Because all of the FANS have gone home.
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There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world that allows people to see through walls.
Window
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When asked how old she was, Suzie replied "In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago." How old is she?
12
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Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
He is bald
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How do you make "one" disappear?
Add a "g" to make it "gone" or an "n" to make it "none"!
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A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left alive?
9. All but nine die
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What is in the middle of Paris?
The letter "R!"
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