Tricky Riddles
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
I have arms that are longer than my legs. I have been taught sign language to communicate. Who am I?
Gorilla
Q: Cats have four, bugs have four, but school has six. What are they?
A: Letters.
Q: What kind of room has no windows or doors?
A: A mushroom
Q: If there are seven oranges and you take three away, how many oranges do you have?
A: Three, since that's how many you took.
Q: What appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
A: The letter "M."
Q: What’s bright orange with green on top and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
Q: What animal can jump higher than a building?
A: Any animal that can jump — buildings don’t jump, silly!
Q: When I’m ripe, I’m green, when you eat me, I’m red, and when you spit me out, I’m black. What am I?
A: A watermelon.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You are pointless
Q: What goes up but never comes back down?
A: Your age.
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
Q: I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A: A candle.
Q: What has to be broken before you can use it?
A: An egg
When things go wrong what can you always count on?
Your fingers
Q: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner.
What kind of lion never roars?
Dandelions
Nobody empties me, but I never stay full for long. What am I?
Moon
I am always at the dinner table, but you don't get to eat me. What am I?
plates and silverware
Q: What months of the year have 28 days?
A: All of them!
What has many rings but no fingers?
Telephone
The alphabet goes from A to Z, but I go from Z to A. Who am I?
Zebra
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are always stuffed.
What kind of dog has no tail?
A hotdog
What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?
A glove