It goes up and down the stairs without moving.
Carpet
You go at red and stop at green. What am I?
Watermelon
What can you catch but not throw?
COLD
If you divide thirty by half(not 30 divided by 2!), and add ten, what do you get?
70
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Mushroom
What disappears as soon as you say its name?
Silence
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
A SECRET
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
A clock
A word I know, Six letters it contains. Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains.
Dozens
What kind of vegetable do people look forward to getting every month?
Celery (salary)
What disappears as soon as you say its name?
Bookkeeper
In what vegetable can you find all sorts of animals?
Zucchini (zoo-cchini)
What's lighter than a feather but impossible to hold for much more than a minute?
Your Breathe
X is an odd number. Take a letter away from X and it becomes even. Which is that number?
Seven (Seven-S=Even)
You cut me up, you chop me up, you dice me up and you cry over me. What am I?
Onion
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Echo
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I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
Candle
What has a mouth but cannot chew?
River
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
Zero
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on a cob
Creeping on its belly, curled into a ring.
Eyes forever open, beware its lethal sting.
Snake
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter R
The Pearls of night, stolen in clearest light of day.
Dew
What animal can jump higher than a house?
All animals can jump higher than a house because houses can’t jump.
What thrives when you feed it but dies when you water it?
A fire