A
Tom's mother has three children. One is named May. What is the third one named?
Tom
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
Take of my skin I won't cry but you will. What am I?
An Onion
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
Two
A man fell off a 30 foot ladder but never got hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step
What can you add to "one" to make it go away?
The letter G, Then it's gone
How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?
One - after that it's not empty anymore
A girl was ten on her last birthday, and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?
Today is her 11th birthday
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M
What shines in the day and vanishes at night?
The Sun
I have a beginning, but no end and I end all things that begin. What am I?
Death
What has to be broken before you use it?
An egg
How much dirt is in a hole 6 feet deep and 3 feet wide?
There's no dirt in a hole
I get worn all day but once I get used I have no purpose until I get clean, then I may be used again. What am I?
Clothes
What is full of holes but ca still hold a lot of water?
A Sponge
If you drop me I'm sure to crack, bu give me a smile and I'll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror
I fly but have no wings ad I cry but have no eyes. What am I?
A Cloud
Whom tell both truths and lies but never listens?
Words
Two trains leave in the morning and run on the same track how do they not crash?
They run at different times in the morning
What goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella
What goes through cities and fields but never moves?
Roads
At night I come out and shine at day I go away and hide. What am I?
The stars
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Fire
What has four fingers, a thumb buts not living?
A Glove
What loses a head in the morning, but gains a head at night?
A Pillow