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What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
Wholesome
If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea, what will it become?
Wet
You enter a bedroom where there is 34 people. You kill 30. How many people are left?
5
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. WHY!?!?!?
I'm a barber.
How many letters are in the alphabet?
Eleven
T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
5 sisters are busy. Ann is reading, Rose is cooking, Lucy is playing chess, and Mary is doing laundry. What is the 5th sister doing?
Playing Chess
Lucy can't play on her own!
You can hold me, but not touch me. What am I?
A secret
Forwards I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?
Ton
A an jumped from a plane, but there was nothing wrong with him. Why?
The plane was on the ground.
What man cannot live inside a house?
Snowman
What match can't be put into a box?
Football Match
Basketball Match
etc...
What part of London is in Brazil?
L
A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feetlong. About 30 feet away was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he get them?
The rope wasn't tied to anything else!
What can you cold in your left hand but not your right?
Right Elbow / Hand
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, you can easily catch a cold.
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, I no longer exist. What am I?
A Secret
What goes up and down but does not move?
Stairs
What is white when dirty and black when clean?
Blackboard
What has an eye but cannot see?
Hurricane
What has hands but cannot clap?
A Clock
What gets smaller when you turn it upside down?
9 ---> 6
What can be caught, but never thrown?
A disease
What gets bigger as you take away from it?
A Hole
How do you double your money in not even a second?
Put it in front of a mirror
What stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock