I will always come, never arrive today. What am I?
TOMORROW
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29.
What goes up but never comes down?
YOUR AGE
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
FUTURE
What question can you never answer yes to?
ARE YOU DEAD? / ARE YOU ASLEEP?
What can you keep after giving to someone?
YOUR WORD
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
DARKNESS
What word is spelled wrong in all the dictionaries?
WRONG
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
A SECRET
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
YOUR SHADOW
What building has the most stories?
What kind of cup can’t hold water?
A CUPCAKE
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
YOUR NAME
What kind of key opens a banana?
A MONKEY
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A PIANO
What has words, but never speaks?
A BOOK
Take off my skin and I won’t cry, but you will, what am I?
AN ONION
People always buy me to eat, but they never eat me. What am I?
A PLATE
I am a beer yet kids can drink me and not get drunk. What am I?
ROOT BEER
What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not a hand?
A GLOVE
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
CALENDAR
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A STAIRCASE
What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
A PILLOW
What four days of the week start with the letter “T”?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow
Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat, everyone ate one burger, yet only three burgers were eaten in all. How is this possible?
They were a grandmother, mother, and daughter.