Kid Riddles
What's bright orange with green on top and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
I go all around the world but never leave the corner. What am I?
A stamp.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your Shadow
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock
A girl fell off a 20-foot ladder but did not get hurt. How?
She fell off the bottom step
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What is green when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Answer: Kate! It’s Kate’s mother, after all.
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
A keyboard.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because Seven "Eight" Nine
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
Purple people live in a purple house, Blue people live in a blue house, orange people live in an orange house. Who lives in the white house?
Answer: THE PRESIDENT.
It’s the only place in the world where today comes before yesterday. Where is it?
The dictionary.
There is a one-story house. The walls are pink, the doors are pink, everything is pink. What color are the stairs?
There are NO STAIRS! It is a one-story house
I am always at the dinner table but you don't eat me.
Plates, cups, silverware
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble
Mrs. Brown has 5 daughters. Each of these daughters has a brother. How many children does Mrs. Brown have?
They have 6 children. Each daughter has the same brother. There are 5 daughters and 1 son.
What room has no windows and no doors?
A mushroom
Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
Stop imagining.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither—they both weigh a ton.