This has hands but doesn't clap
What is a clock?
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?
Five, each daughter has the same brother.
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father. Who was the doctor?
His mother
After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?
All of the couples.
What’s orange and sounds like parrot?
A carrot!
It has to be broken before you can use it
What is an egg?
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
I have four fingers and a thumb but am not alive. What am I?
What is a glove ?
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A Map
What has 13 hearts but no lungs or stomach ?
What is a deck of cards?
This goes up but never comes back down
What is age?
A plane crashed brutally with just a few survivors. It landed on the India-Pakistan border. Where did they bury the survivors?
You don't bury survivors!
Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
Your father
What happens once in a lifetime, twice in a moment, but never in one hundred years?
The letter "M"
If you read my face, you'll be on time.
A clock
In a one-floor pink house, everything in the house is pink in color. The lamp, the floor, the sofa, the TV and the kitchen too. So what color are the stairs?
It is a one-floor house so it has no stairs.
What will grow bigger the more you take away from it?
A hole.
Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat, everyone ate one burger, yet only three burgers were eaten in all. How is this possible?
They were a grandmother, mother and daughter.
A boy and his father get into a car accident. When they arrive at the hospital, the doctor sees the boy and exclaims “that’s my son!” How can this be?
The doctor is the boy’s mother.
You throw away my outside but eat my inside. What am I?
What is corn on the cob?
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
3 in ‘the’, 7 in ‘English,’ and 8 in ‘alphabet' = 18
This vehicle is spelled the same way front and backwards.
What is a racecar?
How many months have 28 days?
All 12 months.
I call the trees my home yet I never go inside. If I ever fall off the trees I am sure to die. What am I?
What are leaves ?
Which monster would never look in the mirror?
What is a vampire?
(as it has no reflection)