riddle's 1
Which ring is a square?
A boxing ring.
Why is the math book so unhappy?
Because it's full of problems!
How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?
By their bark!!
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring!
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you’re eating a watermelon
What do you cakes and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
If you weren’t so fresh, we wouldn’t be in this jam.
What type of music do whales listen
Orca-stra.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks!!
Did you hear about the sunflower that was excited for summer?
It wet its plants!!
There’s a one-story house where everything is yellow. The walls are yellow. The doors are yellow. All the furniture is yellow. The house has yellow beds and yellow couches. What color are the stairs?
There are no stairs—it’s a one-story house!
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
Why was the cranberry in the can?
It had to go potty!!!
Why are sports stadiums always so cold?
They’re filled with fans.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
He wanted is quarterback
The one who makes it sells it the one who buys it doesn't use it the one who's using it doesn't know there using it what am I ?
A coffin
What do smart birds like to study?
Owl-gebra!
What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
I miss pop corn.
Which spelling word is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly!
If five cats catch five mice in five minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch a mouse?
Five minutes.
Homeless people need me rich people don't need me what am I.
Money and stuff
What is a cat’s favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.
You are a bus driver and you're picking up kids at their stops. The first stop you pick up 13 then drop off 7. At the second stop you pick up 31 and drop off 5 more. At the final stop you pick up 12 and drop off 22. How old is the bus driver?
How old are you? You are the bus driver!
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunder-wear.
You are on a boat ,on the side of the boat there's a latter with 6 steps on it, each step is one foot apart from the next ,it rains and the rain rises 6 feet higher then before it rained , how many steps of the later are under water.
None the boat rises with the water .So all steps are above water.