riddle's
Why is the math book so unhappy?
Because it's full of problems!
There’s a one-story house where everything is yellow. The walls are yellow. The doors are yellow. All the furniture is yellow. The house has yellow beds and yellow couches. What color are the stairs?
There are no stairs—it’s a one-story house!
Why are sports stadiums always so cold?
They’re filled with fans.
The one who makes it sells it the one who buys it doesn't use it the one who's using it doesn't know there using it what am I ?
A coffin
What do smart birds like to study?
Owl-gebra!
What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
I miss pop corn.
Which spelling word is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly!
Homeless people need me rich people don't need me what am I.
Money and stuff
What is a cat’s favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.
You are a bus driver and you're picking up kids at their stops. The first stop you pick up 13 then drop off 7. At the second stop you pick up 31 and drop off 5 more. At the final stop you pick up 12 and drop off 22. How old is the bus driver?
How old are you? You are the bus driver!
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunder-wear.
You are on a boat ,on the side of the boat there's a latter with 6 steps on it, each step is one foot apart from the next ,it rains and the rain rises 6 feet higher then before it rained , how many steps of the later are under water.
None the boat rises with the water .So all steps are above water.