RIDDLES
One sheet, two sheets, three sheets or four... some use less and some use more.
What is Toilet paper (Bathroom)?
I am black when clean and white when dirty.
What is a Chalkboard?
I am a king or queen, but also a common device to measure.
What is ruler?
I can't be burned in a fire nor drowned in water.
What is ice?
DOUBLE POINTS
I have arms and legs, but no head.
What is a chair?
I have a ring, but no finger.
What is a telephone?
The more I dry, the wetter I become.
What is a towel?
You have to break me before you can use me.
What is an egg?
I have a bed, but I never sleep. I have a mouth, but I never speak.
What is a river?
I have a face that doesn't frown, I have hands that do not wave, and I have no mouth. I have a familiar sound, and I don't walk, but I move around.
What is a clock?
In me, today comes before yesterday.
What is a dictionary?
I have a big mouth and I'm quite a load. I'm not gossip, but I get involved in everyone's dirty business.
What is a washing machine?
DOUBLE POINTS
Some take me in the morning, others take me in the evening, but one thing you should know, that when I'm "taken" - I don't really go anywhere.
What is a shower?
| don't go out and play, I just stay home all day. I'm nice you might agree, but mostly your feet just rub on me.
What is a doormat?
DOUBLE POINTS
Take away my first letter, then take away my second letter. Then take away the rest of my letters, yet I remain the same.
Who is a Postman?