What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
Can you think of something really easy to get into but really hard to get out of?
Trouble
What is the richest nut?
A cash-ew
What has keys but can't open locks?
A piano
what has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
What comes up but never comes down?
Your age
It's always on the ground but never gets dirty?
shadow
What has many rings but no fingers?
A phone
I have cities, but no people. I have roads, but no pavement. I have rivers, but no water. What am I?
A map
Mary has 5 kids,May is watching,John is playing chess,Tony and Tom are playing tag,what is Brooklyn doing?
Playing chess.
What has 13 hearts but no organs?
A deck of cards
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they're always stuffed
What travels around the world,but stays in it's corner?
A stamp
What is lighter than a feather yet,the strongest person can't hold it for more than 5 minutes what am I.
your breath.
I have no life but I can die,what am I?
A battery
A monkey, a squirrel and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first?
No one,coconut tree's don't grow banana's
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
Tony's mom has 5 kids,Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,what's the 5th kid's name?
Tony
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
I am an odd number,when you take away a letter I become even,what number am I?
Seven
What has to be broken before you eat it?
An egg
What are 2 things you can never eat before breakfast?
lunch and dinner
I'm a lion but never roar,what am I
A dandelion
The more you take,the more you leave behind,what am I?
Footsteps
what occurs once in a minute,twice in a moment,but never in a 1000 years?
The letter M