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You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.

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What English word has three consecutive double letters?

Bookkeeper 

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What can you catch, but not throw?

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A man was driving his truck. His lights weren’t on. The moon was not out. There were no streetlights. Up ahead, a woman was crossing the street. Luckily, the truck driver stopped in time—how did he see her?

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What has branches, but no fruit, trunk, or leaves?

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What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

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When you need me, You throw me away. But when you are done with me, You bring me back. What am I?


2000

What has 13 hearts but no other organs?

A deck of cards


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I am something people love or hate. I change people’s appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of themself I will go up even higher. To some people, I will fool them. To others, I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will never go down. What am I?


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Only one color, but not one size, stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. What am I?


 


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What disappears as soon as you say its name?

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With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?

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You go at red and stop at green. What am I?

3000

If fish lived on land, where would they live?

3000

What do you lose the moment you share it?

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You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?

they are all married 

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I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

A map

Credit: 27 Hard Riddles to Test Your Smarts with Answers | Reader's Digest 

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I have keys, but no locks. I have space but no rooms. You can enter, but you can’t go outside. What am I?

4000

What thrives when you feed it but dies when you water it?

4000

What's lighter than a feather but impossible to hold for much more than a minute?

5000

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

Echo


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What is more useful when it is broken?

An egg

Credit: 100+ Riddles With Answers: Hard, Easy, Famous & Stupid Riddles 

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There are three apples, and you take two, how many do you have? 

2

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What has 88 keys, but can't even open a single door?

A piano 


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I have two hands, but I can not scratch myself. What am I?

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