Bazooka
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
Davids parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what 's the name of the third son
David
What has legs but doesn't walk?
A table.
If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What goes up but never goes down?
Your age.
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
A little girl goes to the store and buys one dozen eggs. As she is going home, all but three break. How many eggs are left unbroken?
Three
There's a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs.
Its a one-story house, no stairs.
What is always in front of you but cannot be seen?
The future.
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window.
What runs all around a backyard but never moves?
A fence.
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep?
What goes up and down but doesn't move?
A stair case.
What building has the most stories?
The library.
I'm tall when I'm young, and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle.
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace? What would you light first?
The match.
If your running a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place.
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.