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A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy is the doctor’s son but the doctor is not the boy’s father. Who is the doctor?
his mother
Who can shave 25 times a day but still have a beard?
a barber
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
Map
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter: "R"
It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. It is the start of every end, the end of every place. What is it?
The letter: "E"
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
a blackboard or slate
Simon’s dad had four sons: March, April, and May. What is the name of the fourth son?
Simon
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards
what has an eye but can never see
a hurricane
I have a neck but no head, two arms but no hands. What am I?
a shirt or t-shirt
If you are traveling north on an electric train, which way is the smoke from the train going?
no smoke because it is an electric train
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
a promise
The more you have of me, the less you see. What am I?
darkness
Three different doctors said that Paul is their brother yet Paul claims he has no brothers. Who is lying?
None of them They're all is sister.
What comes down but never goes up?
rain
The first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire word signifies a great woman. What is the word?
Heroine
What has no life but can still die?
a Battery
What can be cracked, made, told, and played?
a joke
’m not alive, but I grow; I don’t have eyes, but I can cry; I don’t have a mouth, but I can be heard. What am I?
a cloud
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
a teapot
What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?
Wrong!
What gets sharper the more you use it?
your brain
Wednesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant. They ordered and ate their food. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid. Who did?
Wednesday
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
the future
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on a cob