What has keys but can't open locks
A piano
What has many teeth but can’t bite?
A comb.
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers
I am not alive, but I can grow; I don’t have eyes, but I can cry. What am I?
A cloud.
I change shape but never disappear. I can be solid, liquid, or gas, and I’m found everywhere. What am I?
Water
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
A potato.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back.
Mirror
I live in the sky but fall to the ground. I’m cold and white and make no sound. What am I?
Snow
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock.
Why was the broom late?
It swept in.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
I can be deep or shallow, but I always reflect. What am I?
A pond.
I’m hot and bright, but don’t touch! I shoot up from the Earth in a big rush. What am I?
A volcano
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel.
What can be cracked, made, told, and played?
A joke.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
Fsh.
I can be as small as a grain or as big as a mountain. I come in many forms but always melt in the heat. What am I?
Ice.
I’m round, but I’m not a ball. I have layers, but I’m not a cake. I’m in space, but I’m not a star. What am I?
The Earth.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their quacks.
I can be high or low, but I can never be tall. What am I?
A tide.
What is neither water nor land, and is always soaking wet?
Wetlands.