riddles
what has legs but can not walk
a table
Why was the math book sad?
Answer: It had too many problems!
What comes down but never goes up?
Answer: Rain.
12. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Answer: It had a virus
19. Why don’t skeletons fight?
Answer: They don’t have the guts.
what has hands but can not clap
a clock
2. What goes up but never comes down?
Answer: Your age
7. Why did the scarecrow get an award?
Answer: He was outstanding in his field!
14. Why did the picture go to jail?
Answer: It was framed
20. What has more letters than the alphabet?
Answer: The post office.
3. What has an eye but can’t see?
Answer: A needle
9. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Answer: Because then it would be a foot!
16. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Answer: She’ll let it go!
21. Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Answer: You can see right through them!
.A towel.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Answer: They use honeycombs
10. What has a neck but no head
10. What has a neck but no head
17. Why did the bike fall over?
Answer: It was two-tired.
24. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Answer: Nacho cheese!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Answer: A palm tree.
11. What has four wheels and flies
Answer: A garbage truck.
18. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot.
What’s full of holes but still holds water?
Answer: A sponge.