Easy
What has to be broken before you can use it?
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
A map
look flat, but I am deep,
Hidden realms I shelter.
Lives I take, but food I offer.
At times I am beautiful.
I can be calm, angry and turbulent.
I have no heart, but offer pleasure as well as death.
No man can own me, yet I encompass what all men must have.
The ocean
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. How did he do that?
The horse was Friday
Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
Because you need a camera. Wooden legs don't take very good pictures
What month of the year had 28 days?
All of them
What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
A bed
what always ends everything?
ING
A babysitter came over one day to babysit 10 children. She decided to give them a snack. In a jar there were 10 cookies. She wants to give each one a cookie but still keep one in the jar. How will she do it?
She hands the 10th child the jar with one cookie left in it.
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother there are six girls one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
What has an eye but cannot see?
A needle
What is always running, but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed, but never sleeps, and has a mouth, but never eats?
A river
e was a man walking in the desert. It was an especially hot day that day. In the distance, the man suddenly saw a restaurant. He rejoiced and ran to the restaurant and immediately asked the waiter for a glass of water. Instead, the waiter pulled out a gun and pointed it at the man's head. The man replied with, "thank you". Why did the man say "thank you"?
Water gun
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left alive?
All but nine
Why is it always hot at the end of a soccer game?
Because all of the FANS have gone home.
What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
What is light as a feather, but even the world's strongest person cannot hold it for 5 minutes?
Breath
what can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand?
Your left hand
When asked how old she was, Suzie replied "In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago." How old is she?
12
What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?
What is full of holes but still holds water?
a sponge
What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What can't be burned in fire, nor drowned in water?
Ice
My age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago. How old am I?
18
What is in the middle of Paris?
R