Natures
What kind of room has no windows or doors, and nobody to live in?
Mushroom
What goes up, but never comes down?
Age
Which fish costs the most?
Goldfish
If you have it, you want to share it; if you share it, you won't have it.
Secret
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog
The more there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
How many sides does a circle have?
Two – inside and outside
What kind of band never plays music?
Rubber band
What is always on its way but never arrives?
Tomorrow
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even.
Seven
What has a head and a tail but no body?
Coin
The more you fear it, the more you make it. What is it?
Mistake
Why was the computer cold?
Because it left its Windows open
They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
Turn me on my side, and I am everything. Cut me in half, and I am nothing.
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What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
Piano
What can be heard and controlled, but cannot be seen or touched?
Why did the bicycle quit its job?
Because it couldn't handle the pressure
What’s always on the ground but is never dirty?
Shadow
Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not.
Ton
It starts off empty, but the more you fill it, the lighter it becomes. What is it?
Balloon
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
Nothing
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have tiny ant-bodies