What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
What building has the most stories?
A library
The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin
What word is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What is caught but never thrown?
A cold
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are grandfather, father, and son.
What has branches, but no fruit, trunk, or leaves?
A bank
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
lights
What gets smaller every time it takes a bath?
The soap
What can you keep after giving it to someone?
Your word
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays three days, then rides out of town on Friday. How?
His horse is named Friday.
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What asks no questions but must be answered?
A phone
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs
What can you put in a bucket to make it weigh less?
A hole
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, then who is she to you?
Your mother
What is cut on a table but never eaten?
A deck of cards
Where does today come before yesterday?
In the dictionary
All-day Long It's In And Out. I Discharge Loads From My Shaft. Both Men And Women Go Down On Me. What Am I?
An elevator
What goes in dry and hard but comes out wet and soft?
Pasta
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
A cupcake