Funny
I sometimes run, but I can’t walk. What am I?
A nose
Which fish costs the most?
A goldfish.
I cannot talk, but I always reply when spoken to. What am I?
An echo.
What must be broken before you can use it?
Egg.
What is always in front of you, but can’t be seen?
The future.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What gets wet while drying?
A towel.
How many months have 28 days?
Every month has 28 days.
What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
A potato
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footprints.
What has many rings but no fingers?
A phone
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold.
They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
Stars!
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
What has a head but no brain?
Lettuce.
Every night I’m told what to do, and each morning I do what i’m told. But I still don’t escape your scold. What am I?
An alarm clock.
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light.
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin.
I’m orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?
A carrot.
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
A feather
I have pointed fangs, and I sit and wait. I have piercing force, and I crunch with weight. I grab my victims, but they do not fight. I join them each with a single, quick bite. What am I?
A stapler
When is a door no longer a door?
When it’s ajar.
Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question?
What time is it?
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn
When you stop to look, you can always see me. But if you try to touch me, you can never feel me. Although you walk towards me, I remain the same distance from you. What am I?
The horizon.