What has to be broken before you use it?
An Egg
I have a tail and a head, but no body what am I?
a coin!
What goes up but never goes down?
your age!
A man goes outside in the rain with no umbrella or hat, yet not a single hair on his head he gets wet, Why?
He's Bald
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle!
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
I am full of holes, but I can still hold water What am I?
A sponge!
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps!
A girl fell off a 20-foot ladder and didn't get hurt. How?
She fell off the bottom step!
The more there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness!
What has hands but can't clap?
A Clock
You can catch me, but you can't throw me. What am I?
A cold
What belongs to you but is used more by others?
Your name!
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed three days and left on Friday. How?
His horse's name is Friday
I go all around all the places, cities, towns, but always stay in one spot. What am I?
A stamp
What has one eye but can't see?
a needle
I fly without wings and cry without eyes. What am I?
A cloud!
I'm as light as a feather, yet the strongest person can't hold me for long. What an I?
Your breath!
A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner he's bankrupt. What's going on?
He's playing Monopoly!
I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and water but no fish. What am I?
A map
What has many keys but can't open a single door?
A Piano!
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. What am I?
An echo!
I'm always running but never walk, I have a mouth but never talk. What am I?
A river!
Two boys were born on the same day, same month, same year, to the same parents- but they're NOT twins. How?
They are triplets (or triplets and bigger)
I have keys but no locks, I have space but no room, you can enter but can't go outside. What am I?
A keyboard