During which month do people sleep the least?
February
I jump when I walk, and sit when I stand. What am I?
A kangaroo
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
What is one eye, but cannot see?
A needle
One
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you cannot touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your Shadow
What fish costs the most?
A goldfish
What is at the end of a rainbow?
What has words but never speaks?
A book
What is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither, they are both a ton
I can fly but have no wings. I can cry but have no eyes. herever I go, darkness follows me. What am I?
Clouds
The alphabet goes from A to Z but I go Z to A. What am I?
Zebra
What do the letter 't' and an island have in common?
They are both in the middle of water
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
You have a basket that is one foot in diameter and one foot deep. How many apples can you fit in the empty basket?
Only one, because then it is not empty anymore.
I am where yesterday follows today and tomorrow is in the middle. What am I?
A dictionary
What kind of lion never roars?
What starts with a 'p', ends with an 'e' and has thousands of letters?
The post office
What can go through glass without breaking it?
Light
If you have 30 red socks, 20 white socks, and 10 blue socks, how many will you pick to get at least 1 matching pair without looking?
4
I have thirteen hearts but no other organs. What am I?
A deck of cards
A rooster is sitting on the roof of a barn facing west. If it laid an egg, would the egg roll to the north or to the south?
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom