What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What gets wet while drying?
A towel!
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters?
Short
What can you catch but never throw?
A cold / fever
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What has a mouth but never eats?
A river.
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot
What can travel around the world while staying in one corner?
A stamp /
What has legs but doesn’t walk?
A table (or chair).
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A Promise
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
What can be broken without being touched?
A promise
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs!
What has lots of keys but can’t open a door?
A piano or Keyboard
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!
What falls from the sky but never gets hurt?
Rain
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
If you drop me, I’m sure to crack, but if you smile at me, I’ll smile back. What am I?
A mirror!
What has one eye but can’t see?
A needle
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
What shines in the sky during the day and gives us light?
The sun
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David!
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin!