hard
You measure my life in hours, and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm thin and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy. What am I?
A candle
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge.
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm tree.
I never leave the water, but I breathe air. I live in a school all my life. What am I?
A dolphin
I am a room that you can eat. What am I?
Mushroom
I come from a mine and am always surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me. What am I?
Pencil lead
What has hands but cannot clap?
a clock
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was stuffed
The alphabet goes from A to Z but I go Z to A. What am I?
A zebra
I have many rings but no fingers. What am i?
Onion
I am an odd number. Take away a letter, and I become even. What number am I?
Seven (remove the 's')
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and...?
David
What word is pronounced wrong in the dictionary?
"Wrong"
Play me with a ball and bat or hear me chirp in a top hat. What am I?
A cricket
What kind of drink loves an earthquake?
Milkshake
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no rooms. You can enter, but can’t go outside. What am I?
A keyboard.
What goes up but never comes down?
your age
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
I have a mane, but I’m not a lion and I wear my shoes to bed. What am I?
A horse
I’m a nut that isn’t a nut, I’m a legume. What am I?
Peanut
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
a map
why did the golf had to use his extra pants
because he got a hole in one
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor.
I wear a tuxedo in the snow and skate on my tummy across the ice. What am I?
A penguin
Which English alphabet is a vegetable?
Pea