There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence
What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
A potato
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What is black when you buy it , red when you use it , and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal
I am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere. I’m the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river
What has hands, but can’t clap?
A clock
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
A table
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Everyone on the boat is married
A man looks at a painting in a museum and says, “Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is in the painting?
The man's son
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on Febtuary 29th
What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?
A road
What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A bed
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
A man describes his daughters, saying, “They are all blonde, but two; all brunette but two; and all redheaded but two.” How many daughters does he have?
Three: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?
A key
What has many teeth, but can’t bite?
A comb