What fruit is a bird?
Kiwi!!
The more you take away, the bigger I get. What am I?
A hole!!!
What kind or room has no doors or windows?
What has to be broken before eaten?
An egg!
What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock!!
What kind of cup doesn’t hold water?
Cupcake!!!
I can be hot or cold,I can run or be still,I can be hard or soft, what am I?
Water!!
What has one nose but can’t breath?
Needle!!
Nobody empties me but I never stay full for long, what am I?
Moon!!
What has a neck but no head?
A Bottle!!
What comes down but never goes up?
Rain!!
What comes up but never goes down?
Your age!!
What can you catch but never throw?
A fever or cold!!
I am light as a feather but the strongest person can’t even hold me for five minutes, what am I?
Your breath!!
What does a liver do when he dies?
He lies still!!
What comes once in a minute, two times in a moment and never in 1,00000 years?
The letter M!!
What is the richest nut?
A Cash-ew!!
I have four fingers and a thumb, but I am not alive, what am I.
A glove!!
What has teeth but can eat?
A hair brush/comb!!
When my dad was 31, I was just 8 years old.Now his age is as twice as old as my age. What is my current age ?
23 years old!!
What can you get into easily but cannot come out of easily?
Trouble!!
I can be cracked, made, told and played. What am I?
A joke!!
I follow you every where you go but I never speak. What am I?
Your shadow!!
What comes at the end of Christmas?
S!!
Which word in a dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly!!