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I have hands but can’t clap. What am I?
A clock
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
What has legs but doesn’t walk?
A table
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny
What has one eye but can’t see?
A needle
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
Teapot
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
I’m full of holes but still hold water. What am I?
A sponge
I’m tall when I’m young, and short when I’m old. What am I?
I have a neck but no head, two arms but no hands. What am I?
A shirt
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
What has a heart that doesn’t beat?
Artichoke
I’m always running, but I never walk. I have a bed, but I never sleep. What am I?
A river
The more of me you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
What can travel around the world while staying in the same corner?
A stamp
What has many teeth but cannot bite?
A comb
I go up and down but never move. What am I?
Stairs
I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
A joke
I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?
A key
The person who makes it doesn’t need it. The person who buys it doesn’t use it. The person who uses it doesn’t know they’re using it. What is it?
A coffin
I have no life, but I can die. I have no lungs, but I need air. What am I?
Fire
I fly without wings, I cry without eyes. Wherever I go, darkness flies. What am I?
Clouds
I’m always in front of you but can’t be seen. I’m coming, but never arrive. What am I?
The future