Funny
How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
What Is..."You Can Bring A Chair With You"
I have 2 apples, Someone gave me 2 of theirs, how many apples do I have?
What Is..."4 Apples"
What did one math book say to the other math book?
What Is..."Can You Help Me With My Problems?"
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
What Is..."A blackboard."
Is Sammy made out of Sammy chemicals?
What Is..."True"
jk What is..."False"
A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?
What two meals can you not eat for breakfast?
What Is..."Lunch And Dinner"
What two whole, positive numbers that have a one-digit answer when multiplied and a two-digit answer when added?
What Is..."1 and 9"
My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow. Wind is my foe. What am I?
What Is..."I am a candle."
Do babies have more bones in their bodies than adults?
What Is..."True"
What type of music do rabbits listen to?
What Is..."Hip Hop"
What is..."2 The Outside And The Inside"
How do you make the number seven even without using any algorithms?
What Is..."You Drop The S And It Becomes "Even""
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
What Is..."Fire"
Are more than 165 billion emails sent daily?
What Is..."False"
Why did Tiger go to the bathroom?
What Is..."Because He Wanted To Find Pooh"
How can you drop an egg on a concrete floor and not crack it?
What Is..."Concrete Floors Are Hard To Crack"
Lily is a lilypad in a small pond. Lilly doubles her size each day, On the 20th day she covers the whole pond. On what day was Lily half the size of the pond?
What Is..."Day 19"
I have mountains but no trees, Rivers but no fish, and cities but no people. What am I?
What Is.."A Map"
Was a sandwich named after a person?
What Is..."True"
What has wheels and flies but is not an aircraft?
What Is..."A Garbage Truck"
How can you write eights eights so that they add up to 1,000?
What Is..."888+88+8+8+8=1,000"
There is a clothing store in Bartlesville. The owner has devised his own method of pricing items. A vest costs $20, socks cost $25, a tie costs $15 and a blouse costs $30. Using the method, how much would a pair of underwear cost?
What Is..."$45, The Pricing Method Consists of Charging $5 For each Letter Required To Spell The Item."
I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down. What am I?
What Is..."Age"
What Is..."True"