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What has to be broken before you use it?
an egg
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber.
What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
The future
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your elbow?
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren't any. It's a one-story house.
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
Where does today come before yesterday?
A dictionary.