1
How many holes are in a polo?
4
I have a neck but no head, two arms but no hands. What am I?
A shirt
You can find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus but never in Neptune or Venus. What am I?
The letter "R"
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
siiiiiiiix sevvvveeeeennnnnn 6767676767676767676767
Besides Paris, what is the capital in France?
F
Can a match box?
No, but a tin can.
I am easy to lift but hard to throw. What am I?
a feather
I dance and twist, shake my tail and sail away. I don't have wings but fly into the sky. What am I?
A kite
What month of the year only has 28 days?
February
Where can you add 4 to 11 and get 3?
On the clock.
Answer this question backwards.
K.O
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
All the Takis that get dropped when you fight over them in the hallway.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
You have a basket that's one foot in diameter and one foot deep. How many apples can you fit in the empty basket?
arrange these letters to make one word: OWONDER
ONE WORD
The answer is really big.
Elephant
How do you spell COW with thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
What appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
Mom and dad have four daughters. Each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?
10; the parents have 4 sets of twins.
Donnie's mom has three sons: David, Donald, and... What is the name of the third son?
Dennis. Donnie is a girl (Donna).
What comes after December 2nd?
A question mark.
If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9
if there are seven oranges and you take away three, how many oranges do you have?
Three.
When you write it in Roman Numerals: IV (fIVe)
What is the end of everything?
Technically it's when the universe explodes. But for this question, G.
What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?
a flashlight
Rachel goes to the supermarket and buys 10 tomatoes. On the way home, all but 9 get ruined. How many tomatoes are left in good condition?
9
If an electric train is traveling south at 100 miles per hour then slows down to 50 miles per hour, what direction does the smoke go?
There's no smoke from an electric train...
What word becomes longer when you remove two letters?
Short
Shorter - er = short
A bat and a ball cost $1.10. The bat costs one dollar more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?
$0.05
What is the 7th letter of the alphabet?
H
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Skibbidi Rizz in Ohio
What did the triangle say to the circle?
Hi Mark!
What goes up but never comes down?
Ms. Girgen's blood pressure.
An eight foot ladder is on a boat. The water rose four feet. How much of the ladder is above the water?
8 feet.
How many letters are in his hand?
How would you know? There's no picture.
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is it?
Zero
What has 13 hearts, no lungs, no feet, and no bellybutton?
A deck of cards
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers.
There are 25 red balls, 47 green balls, and 3 blue balls in a basket. A blind man is asked to pick some balls. What is the minimum number of balls the blind man has to pick to make sure that there are at least 2 balls of different colors?
48. He could pick 47 green balls in a row.
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What do the letter t and an island have in common?
They're both in the middle of water
You drive a bus. The bus begins with no passengers in it. At the first stop, 20 passengers get on. At the second stop, half the passengers get off. At the last stop, five passengers get on and three get off. What is the color of the bus driver's eyes.
The same color as yours. You are driving the bus.
A man goes for a walk and it starts raining. He forgot to bring an umbrella and didn't have a hat. When he got home, his clothes were soaking wet, but not a single hair on his head was wet. How is that possible?
He was carrying a basket and used that as a hat/head covering.
Also he is bald.
How do you add eight 8's to get 1000?
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
What has a head but no brain?
7th graders after playing Roblox Brian Rot
how many letters are in "the English alphabet?"
26
You get on the bus and see a 26 year old pregnant lady, a 30 year old policeman, a 52 year old woman, and the 65 year old bus driver. Who is the youngest?
You are.
how many seconds are in a year?
12
2 people are standing in front of 2 people. 2 people are behind 2 people. 2 people are standing next to 2 people. How many people are there?
2 people standing in front of a mirror.