If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
A secret.
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary.
What goes through cities and towns, but never moves?
a road
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps?
A river.
What word begins with E and ends with E, but only has one letter?
Envelope
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole.
How can the number four be half of five?
In Roman numerals. Four is IV in Roman numerals, and also make up half the letters in the word "five."
What can you catch but not throw?
a cold
I have no wings, but I can fly. I have no eyes, but I can cry. What am I?
A cloud.
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot.
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What has 13 hearts, but no lungs, feet, or bellybuttons?
A deck of cards.
What has one eye, but can’t see?
A needle.
What appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
The letter M.
What has hands and a face, but no arms or legs?
a clock
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What breaks as soon as you say its name?
Silence
What has many rings but no fingers?
a phone
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
Rough and gray as a rock, I'm plain as can be. But deep inside there's great beauty in me. What am I?
An oyster.
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?
An echo.
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
A post office
The alphabet goes from A to Z, but my name goes from Z to A. What am I?
A zebra.
I am a bird. I am a person. I am a fruit. What am I?
a Kiwi